funny things from the Metro

my favorites from the Onion's top 10 headlines list, as chosen by a London newspaper

"Man With Apple Hovering in Front of Face Sues Rene Magritte's Estate"

"'I am under 18' button Clicked For First Time in History of Internet"

"Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere"

"'New vH1 Show Cancelled for Not Being Pathetic Enough"

"Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequences"

and

"History Doomed To Repeat Itself, Reports Man Who Just Dropped Food on His Pants"

:D

Website offering shoddy wrap jobs

-Crap Wrap service-
English men use this to make their women think that they've spent the time and effort to wrap gifts themselves. Who wraps these orders placed on firebox.com? 20 male truck drivers, paid to wrap presents as poorly as they can.

haha.